SO…This blog was going to be about my dad…Wally, but after my mommy did some digging… it seems Wally isn’t my daddy.
It’s my Uncle. That’s right my moms half brother is my Uncle and my Daddy.
My Uncle/Daddy
My mommy says that it’s cause my mom Daisy was so ’sexy’
Mom..my Daddy's Sister..
–I think my mommy needs to watch this news show called “Jerry Springer”…cause she just didn’t understand how devastating this is……. I am 1/4 inbred
I have been trying to find out more information about my Daddy/Uncle..but my attempts have been unsuccessful.
After much meditation and praying…I have made a decision to look past..the ick factor…and accept my Uncle/Daddy .
I think.. the thing I find very upsetting is… that if Wally was my daddy.. then I am in a famous line of Lady Gaga performance dawgs… BOOO!
All that dancing to Lady Gaga music and watching her videos were a complete waste of time.
Til Next time Ya’ll
Paw Paw
Diva The Great Dane!
What in the ...Are those?!?!?
Heylo All!
SO! I was supposed to tell you guys some really great news yesterday BUT I had a run in with an Evil Monkey….
I saw it hanging out in my chair eating my Banana treats…
MY YUMMIES!!
Here is it’s leg, or arm..whatever appendage I successfully ripped from its body before it got away.
an evil monkey limb....
If you see a medium sized monkey missing a limb…it’s an evil thief of a monkey! Kill it on sight!!
Yesterday, I wanted to let everybody know..I am done all my shots and I am a candidate to be a Liberated Young Lady Dawg. Apparently when I am 6 months old I will be joining the legendary feminist movement and there will be a big party at the V-E-T.
FemDiva Stamp of Liberation
I am so excited! Once I figure out what a liberated Diva does, I will let you guys know! Also I will find out about invites and stuff. I have never hung out with my V-E-T ….I wonder if she knows how to play ‘tug -o- dillard’.
Alright I am getting ahead of myself. It’s almost two months away!!!!
Paw Paw
Diva
"....cause I am sweet like sugar..."
Paw Paw
Diva
So yeah.. my mommy is suffering from two major diseases..
“Laziness” and “Imgoingtoaconcert” , both diseases have left me unable to blog and at Daycamp. BOOOOOOO!
But since I was at camp for a few days, I think the worst of these diseases are over! So without further ado…
Since my forced vacation, Mango had surprised me with a my FIRST award.
My First Award! Diva is so Fierce!
Isn’t the Corgi cute!!! She thinks I look like Waldo, I think so too..AND Reykjavik ! He has the same patches as I do!
Thank you Mango for this lovely award.
Ok since my mommy is still recovering from these evil diseases…(sighs) I can’t make her think too much. So..I will be back tomorrow with some fantastic news! Fantastic Friday News! hee hee!
Paw, Paw
Diva
"This is maybe the freakest pic of me this week..."
I have a problem….
When I first came to my house at 8 weeks I was a plump 35 lbs. While my mommy was sleeping I began to read “Dane World” Magazine.. as I looked at the supermodel Danes…I began to see how plump I was, so I began to resist eating..my mommy thought it was anxiety.
Little did she know, all I wanted to be was a Supermodel Dane. I was very good at sticking to the plan of not eating, then I saw my mom crying. I asked my mom what was wrong.
She began to tell me that because I wasn’t eating and people could see my bones that she was a bad mommy. I was 10 weeks and 40 lbs, way too skinny.
I had to fess up, I don’t like to see mommy crying….
Then mommy told me – I couldn’t be a Supermodel Dane. I was like “WHAT?!?!”
Mommy : “Your beautiful sweetie but your Merle, and Merle’s are not considered show quality”
Me: “Mommy…what you mean ?!?!? I am not show quality!”
Mommy : “its the rules sweetie, your a show stopper to me. (smile)”
Me: “BUT?!?!?! I am a Diva!”
Needless to say I am improving my eating habits..but it’s a struggle everyday. I am 16 weeks old and a Divalicious 55lbs! I got a ways to go mommy tells me…but she is very proud of my progress.
Divalicious!
"smell what...I didn't do it...I was sleeping.."
I was born in New Hampshire. I am fourteen weeks old. My moms name is Daisy.
She is so comfy….
Me at 3 weeks and mom Daisy
Anywayz…I am from New Hampshire..and I live North of Boston in Massachusetts with my new mummy Elizabeth.
me at 7 weeks and Elizabeth
Jim and Val took care of us and mom until I was 8 weeks old – They were so nice..they gave us toys and yummies.
me at 5 weeks and my toy
I luv yummies..anywayz… This is me now….
You are looking deep into me eyes....now give me a yummie!
Mom says soon I will be a big girl and need to learn my manners. I don’t know about manners, just give me the yummies!
