SO…This blog was going to be about my dad…Wally, but after my mommy did some digging… it seems Wally isn’t my daddy.
It’s my Uncle. That’s right my moms half brother is my Uncle and my Daddy.
My mommy says that it’s cause my mom Daisy was so ‘sexy’
–I think my mommy needs to watch this news show called “Jerry Springer”…cause she just didn’t understand how devastating this is……. I am 1/4 inbred
I have been trying to find out more information about my Daddy/Uncle..but my attempts have been unsuccessful.
After much meditation and praying…I have made a decision to look past..the ick factor…and accept my Uncle/Daddy .
I think.. the thing I find very upsetting is… that if Wally was my daddy.. then I am in a famous line of Lady Gaga performance dawgs… BOOO!
All that dancing to Lady Gaga music and watching her videos were a complete waste of time.
Til Next time Ya’ll
Diva The Great Dane!
SO! I was supposed to tell you guys some really great news yesterday BUT I had a run in with an Evil Monkey….
I saw it hanging out in my chair eating my Banana treats…
Here is it’s leg, or arm..whatever appendage I successfully ripped from its body before it got away.
If you see a medium sized monkey missing a limb…it’s an evil thief of a monkey! Kill it on sight!!
Yesterday, I wanted to let everybody know..I am done all my shots and I am a candidate to be a Liberated Young Lady Dawg. Apparently when I am 6 months old I will be joining the legendary feminist movement and there will be a big party at the V-E-T.
I am so excited! Once I figure out what a liberated Diva does, I will let you guys know! Also I will find out about invites and stuff. I have never hung out with my V-E-T ….I wonder if she knows how to play ‘tug -o- dillard’.
Alright I am getting ahead of myself. It’s almost two months away!!!!
So yeah.. my mommy is suffering from two major diseases..
“Laziness” and “Imgoingtoaconcert” , both diseases have left me unable to blog and at Daycamp. BOOOOOOO!
But since I was at camp for a few days, I think the worst of these diseases are over! So without further ado…
Since my forced vacation, Mango had surprised me with a my FIRST award.
Thank you Mango for this lovely award.
Ok since my mommy is still recovering from these evil diseases…(sighs) I can’t make her think too much. So..I will be back tomorrow with some fantastic news! Fantastic Friday News! hee hee!